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14 November 2009 @ 09:46 pm
Hello to all. Here is the first paragraph and a half of my final English 102 research paper (I'm doing it on the whole, 'violent films/violent youth' thing).



I stabbed my father in the chest when I was seven years old. Don’t worry though, he’s still with us today. This is due to the fact that the item I attempted to impale him with was entirely non-lethal (unless you were to try and eat it, of course). He had purchased a “pretend to be a doctor” kit for me that contained all plastic items, one of which was a syringe, three weeks before the incident. The night I thought I could drive said syringe into his chest we had watched Pulp Fiction. If you have never seen (which I doubt) this film before (or any other Quentin Tarantino production for that matter), then I should tell you it consists of violence, drug usage, and fantastic dialogue (but only for adults). There is a scene in this film where a character played by Uma Thurman, is experiencing a drug overdose. Following this is another scene where another character played by John Travolta, must act hastily to save her life so his boss (which is Uma‘s character’s husband) does not kill him. He must penetrate her chest cavity with a syringe that is filled with something which will apparently bring her out of it. He stabs, and she is saved.
An hour after I watched this film with my father, he had fallen asleep on the couch. I tried to wake him, but he would not budge (he‘s a very heavy sleeper). Being the average seven year old who is a fountain of infinite knowledge (yes that is sarcasm), I decided my dad was over dosing and I simply must save him. This is when the syringe was grabbed and chest stabbing occurred. Needless to say he awoke, was quite annoyed with me, and then had to explain the film and the difference between a heavy sleeper and someone who is comatose due to a drug overdose.


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arigidsearch
01 November 2009 @ 03:47 pm
*Disclaimer: I have fake nails on right now, and even though they're barely longer than my usual nails, it is some what awkward to get used to typing with them. So please excuse any spelling/grammatical errors.*

Last night was completely perfect. I went to Alison/Sarahs/Whitneys apartment in the Highlands for a party that was full of drunk BMX guys and slutty (but in a funny way) chicks. I drank more than I eve have before. Mostly champagne and vodka. You know the standard plastic cup size? I had five of those full of vodka, which is odd because I usually hate straight vodka, but we seemed to be friends that night. I also had a glass of champagne. I felt completely fine until someone asked me how much I had to drink, and then suddenly my legs disappeared. I talked to strangers about Star Wars and how fucking awesome soft brownies were. I got hit on. A lot. By mostly sober people, too. Which was nice. I spent most of my high school time thinking that I was unattractive, but now I'm being told almost daily that I am cute/pretty/and sometimes gorgeous. Its nice. Very very nice.

Everyone left at around 4am. My cousin Shaun was there, who up until 4 months ago, I hadn't seen or spoke to in over 6 years. He was completely trashed and every five minutes I was being grabbed and told how much I was loved. Shaun insists I come to his apartment to hang out with him and Dan, who I really, really, like. Dan is Sarahs boyfriend, so don't get the wrong idea. I've had a movie of his for a little more than 3 months. I should really give that back.

We danced in the living room with strobe lights and fog machines for like two hours. It caused me to puke. But it was still fun. I met a guy named Glen who looked at me like he was going to pounce. I expected him to tackle and rape me at any point. It was kind of off putting. But everyone there was really cool and really funny.

Anyway. I am very very jealous of their apartment. The building used to be a Nunnery. It makes me so excited to move out. Granted I won't have that exact same apartment, but still. I really hope Steven and I will do it (get an apartment, that is). My cousin Shelby (on my moms side) is talking about moving out, also. And with her girlfriend. Maybe I'll suggest it to Steven and see what he says.

Good Halloween. Very good Halloween.
 
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arigidsearch
26 October 2009 @ 09:08 pm
Today I was informed that I may be getting a red Pomeranian for Christmas. I can't even begin to describe how excited I am at just the possibility of getting a cute little ball of fluff. I say now that I will not turn into one of these Pomeranian women, you know the ones --- dog never leaves their hands, dog is a total bitch that hates everything aside from said woman. No. This dog will be different. It will be chill and awesome, but it will, however, never leave my sight. It will go with me everywhere I go.

I thought about names earlier today, on the chance that I do get one. If it is a male there's no way I would name it anything other than Red or Harvey (short for Harvey Keitel). I mean, just look at Harvey Keitel, what a damn bad ass. Now I can't get Michael Madsen out of my head, who was incredibly attractive as the Gent in Hell Ride. Fuck Reservoir Dogs is filled with such masculine and sexy men. Aside from Buscemi, although he does have a lovable quality also. I need more senseless action and violence films with fantastic dialogue in my life. No one does it quite like Quentin Tarantino.

I am just so excited for Christmas in general. I love getting gifts. That sounds childish, but I do. Everyone does. I love giving gifts, too. Even more than receiving. But I don't have any money, so, yeah. I'm getting an XBOX360 Pro, an original Search for Spock movie poster, and around 200$ for clothes. I am so so so excited to get some more clothes. I really just need a few pairs of pants and a couple of pairs of shoes. I may buy a shirt or two, and with whatever is left I will buy video games. Hopefully I at least have enough to buy the new Final Fantasy (13) that is coming out December 31st. Words seriously cannot reflect my anticipation for that game. It's the second one (I believe one of the earlier games on the console prior to being released on Playstation may have had a female protagonist, but I'm not sure. I think her name was Tera?) to have the main character a female since Final Fantasy X-2. While FFX-2 was great for it's storyline, the rest of it somewhat crumbled. The job system was fun (they had to replace having summons with something, and I think the job system was a great choice), but I miss having rotatable characters. And Blitzball was the best mini game (aside from FF8's card game).

Anyway, 13 looks sweet ass and I'm completely stoked for it. Just look at a screenshot of the battle system right here. Although I do miss the tradition turn based battle system, I'm not opposed to this real time as long as it's done well. FF has always been about vast worlds and intriguing characters, and Square-Enix does it better than anyone else. I'm also curious about this Final Fantasy 13 Versus game. In FF13 Versus I believe you're in the same world but playing as different characters from the other side of the spectrum. It also looks pretty intense, and the guy you are seems like he popped right out of FF7, see here.I cannot keep up with Square-Enix anymore (I really miss it being called SquareSoft btw, it sounds better in my opinion). I need to get a PSP so that I can play Dissidia. I need to get a Gameboy DS so I can play Final Fantasy 7 Crisis Core. FF7 was actually one of my least favorites, mainly because the story was ruined for me by being told Aeris died in the first disc. I think had the story not been laid out for me before playing, I would have enjoyed it.

Speaking of Final Fantasy, I downloaded all available music for games 7-10 and 12. They're fun to listen to while driving. I feel like every trip I take is an epic journey where I'm on my way to defeat an evil antagonist and get it on with some sexy chick. It makes my life pretty exciting.

I have to come up with an idea for my English essay today. It's about war. I think I might actually relate it to Final Fantasy. There's always an intense battle involving good versus evil in those games. Or maybe I won't. Maybe I'll go the traditional route and talk about 9/11 and how terrorists are bad. I haven't decided yet. Hmph.
 
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arigidsearch
25 October 2009 @ 03:19 am
4 year old Megan! You know, in fifteen years, I haven't changed very much.



Oh how I loved polka dots and tom & jerry.
 
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arigidsearch
21 October 2009 @ 10:27 pm
Video time! I was so annoyed with that score!



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